Separer x D2Cheats

"They think I'm cheating anyway, so I might as well partner with a cheat company" - Separer

(Spoiler: He's just that good)

Players Malding: 47,293

Hackusations: 89,721

Actual Cheats: 0

Lucky Pants Aimbot*

Our advanced technology guarantees your pants will be as lucky as Separer's!

*Just kidding, git gud

Eyasluna Three-Tap Enhancer*

Hit those three-taps like Separer! Revolutionary aim assistance technology!

*Actually just hours of practice

Wolf Pack Wallhacks*

See through walls like the wolf himself! Advanced prediction software!

*Called game sense and map knowledge

What The Community Is Saying:

"There's no way he's that good! He must be using D2Cheats!"

- Mald McSalty (Still 0.6 K/D)

"I KNEW IT! This proves he's cheating! I'm reporting this to Bungie!"

- CopiumUser420 (Didn't Read The Fine Print)

"Finally, concrete proof that... wait, is this satire?"

- AlmostGotIt (Getting Closer)

GET YOUR "CHEATS" NOW

DISCLAIMER: D2Cheats is a satirical company. We don't actually make cheats. If you thought this was real, you might want to:
1. Learn to recognize satire
2. Accept that some people are just better at the game
3. Touch some grass
4. Git gud

No wolves were harmed in the making of this collaboration. Just a lot of fragile egos.